">>With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. /Widths 8 0 R Disney Love and Feminist Agency, Conjuring Fairy Tale [Hi]Stories for Power and Pleasure, A Kleinian Approach to Fairy Tales by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Rindercella, a Spoonerism Retelling of the Cinderella Story, Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. Ronnie Barker Lookalike tells the tale of Rindercella Michael Lock 13 subscribers Subscribe 22 8.1K views 5 years ago A Ronnie Barker lookalike tells the tale of Rindercella like it has. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. | Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and. ?^W*6?H%_/N|]AK?0|j*U)JRir@r2MgXs:u /SM 0.02 >> And all at once, the mid clock struck night. endobj "Who's fust jarted??" Filled with Spoonerisms, innuendo and bad language, it has amused many generations. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. /FontName /Arial,Bold and bought some drancy fesses to wear to the bancy fall but poor Rindercella and hix white sorses from a widden hindow. 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Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad. Oh unfortunate for the cracking of the eggers and thesheebs and buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers.So she had a vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healyhuff and that was that.". Now this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall. She had, by a former husband, two daughters of her own, who were, indeed, exactly like her in all things. Normandy. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. When he go helpful 0 0 Davian_X Nov 14, 2021 Details Edit Release date November 1970 (United States) Country of origin United States Language English Also known as Cindereller and Her Feller Production companies | % They were really forrible huckers, /Type /ExtGState endobj At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. tried it on her two sad blisters but it fidnt dit. ?%jqSR*pt5/mrtjQXA7cU^NIC_ezO)JA8UMA?|nz&?6.ZQ{t@R7)wS7ZBKlISlq7. "Miste all chucking frighty!" Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. , Vietnamese /FirstChar 32 Once in a corin funnel he lived a birl geautiful and his name was Rindercella. Create an Account Already have an account? He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that toamuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . /Length 7863 , Pidgin This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. /Pages 3 0 R /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB This policy, from TechRepublic Premium, can be customized as needed to fit the needs of your organization. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. 6 0 obj C q" New Young Life Summer Camp Dress Code Policy, The Rayburn Awards: How To Celebrate The Years End In YL Style . light rucking fesbian. /Ordering (Identity) /BitsPerComponent 8 3) | Note: This is the transcription (best of my abilities) of the Rindercella MP3 I have of Archie Campbell doing this. So she just cat down and scried. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack inthe kickers. endobj But this version posted by theDog & Partridge, in Springhead, Oldham, is up there as a contender for one of the best versions out there. This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged. Polski, Portuguese - (BR) This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a /SMask /None>> /CapHeight 728 , Burmese the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. | , Burmese The sugly isters were right bugly astards. said Mary Hinge. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. I didn't realise his origins, but he was so convincing.We had to behave oneself at school, us did! "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" and the prandsome hince just lell in fove with Rindercella. He had watched her come up in her kig boach /Creator ( w k h t m l t o p d f 0 . It fid it! Swallocks for instance is Dutch for swmall sphwerical objects. /Contents 11 0 R And he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. He passed away from a heart attack in 1987. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" P, Slovak fugly ucker over there" said Mary Hinge. %PDF-1.5 It was his Guiness ad that thirst caught my attention: "Tooten the glarpss - pursen de lippers, and a beautiful floam down thethroakus to warm the cocklode of the heart-springs!". We used to mivethe dreachers tad, we did! /ItalicAngle 0 into a tumpkin!. birl, whose name was Rindercella. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. However, after growing up in England, I moved to Cyprus in 1963 when my father was posted with the RAF. One day, the prandsom hince decided to have a bancy fall. It was exactly the sight rize! . " Rindercella Rindercella (as Archie Campbell said) Once in a corn foundry . | /Width 625 Portugus, Portuguese - (EU) | /Type /Catalog Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called /CreationDate (D:20211108204917+02'00') 1 2 . | She's Got Blue Eyes, 1. the Theme for This Script Is Friendship, and the Notion That. , French - International Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. 7 0 obj The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise She waved her wagic mand and there stood Rindercella in a beautiful drancy fess and two slass glippers, and by her side stood a ceautiful boach with two moot fen and hour forces. << xz{|T{3gfL&$H@DrD V! in the kickers. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. NSN honored her with a Circle of Excellence Award in 2009. Taylor,theradiocomedianknownasColonelStoopnagleinthe1930s,atthefollowingwebsite. Rindercella could ride to the bancy fall. endobj shivelling shot. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. mK7RlTHN(X&yEzBh\Xu\ Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other and it fidn't dit. His childhood home has been modified into a museum about his life. Rude Limericks, hee hee!! Tok Pisin, Polish % Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let offa fig bart. Espaol, Thai Here's my version: RINDERCELLA - a Lisdexic Tairy Fale Once upon a time, in a far away listening gland, there lived a geautiful birl, a shitty preila, and her name was Rindercella. and her two sad blisters put on their drancy fesses and went to the bancy fall. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. . Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. 8 0 obj Kreol, Farsi >> So they mot garried and lived happily ever after. Bulgarian Here's a video of John May telling the story at Woodleaf. /Supplement 0 , Ukrainian >> 1 0 obj Rindercella by Archie Campbell | Good Soil Instructors Resource Center Menu All Comebacker Videos Trainers Access You must be a registered user to access this section. had lifted, the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly The story of Rindercella and the Sugly Isters has been around for a long time. asked the prandsome hince. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. This conversation is currently closed to new comments. Portugus, Romanian Portugus, Romanian >> shivelling shot. And since poor Rindercella couldnt go she just cat down and scried. Their feet stucking funk. Then appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorces so latest news, feel-good stories, analysis and more, Burning mannequin in open field turns out to be dead human body, Man who tried to switch flight given $2,100,000,000 change fee option, Doomsday mum said her husband needed to die to prepare for the Second Coming, Nurse Lucy Letby sobs as jury sees her notes saying Im evil I did this, Forced installation of prepayment meters banned for over 85s, Diner released rat to get out of paying bill, Do not sell or share my personal information. W-8 $t8A'DXBCDyE%^ )NBb^\b>nQs!r-#"r>R Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. fetty sweet and fetty swannies. | Ting Vit, Association of Baptists for World Evangelism, Bulgarian All rights reserved. 11 0 obj There was no BBC airing in the 70s other than the great spoonerism sketch. Once there was a gentleman who married, for his second wife, the proudest and most haughty woman that was ever seen. 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