: Borrowed it. Jimmy: Oh, you zip it, Doris! The Best A League of Their Own Quotes 1. Sit here and Ill see if I can dig up a pistol. : Helen Haley: Well, that seemed uncalled for. Go back to taxi dancin'? 2 Carson: I just want them to think Im a good coach. : "The men are back, Rosie, turn in your rivets." To Oregon. Which team do you play for? Finding them on their hometown farm in Oregon, Capadino informs the sisters about the efforts of Walter Harvey's, who owns the Chicago Cubs, efforts to revive the sport during WW2. Your drinking is funny. Look, Im married, Im happy. There's no crying in baseball! Charlie Collins, Racine Coach So, lets play hard, lets play smart. Doris Murphy: Okay, let's make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies. Dottie Hinson: No, Bob and I are driving home. Jimmy: Listen up. WebAhem. Hey? What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops., my bosoms come flying out? Evelyn. 1. The important thing is hes stupid, hes out of work and he treats me bad. Hey, that's a dress! Jimmy Dugan: You know, I 2. We got a lot to do, let's settle down. As Greta gives Carson a haircut at the hotel after tryouts, they talk "They Don't Get To Tell Us Whether Or Not This Is Real.". Dottie Hinson [to Dottie] Why would I wanna drink? Jimmy Dugan : No, I just can't afford it. Doris Murphy That's it? No sir, I've, uh, quit drinking. Mae Mordabito The recently released Amazon comedy series A League of Their Own has already garnered great reviews. Mae All the Way Mae, played by Madonna chases him around the bus, which stopped because Stillwell covered the bus drivers eyes and nearly made them crash. Because none of the other boysthey always made me feel wrong, like I was some sort of a weird girl or a strange girl or not even a girl, just because I could play. Shirley Baker | This summer, Tom Hanks and the Rockford Peaches prove that a woman's place is at homefirst, second & third. : You ought to give them a little bit of your Jimmy Dugan: [interrupting] Ballplayers! Evelyn Gardner: Well, I'm a Peach. Please. Dave Hooch, 46. : Doris Murphy: Where'd you get that dress? : : The ballgame is over. Doris Murphy -- Stilwell Gardner. She graduated with a BA in Anthropology with a passion for the arts, culture, music and travel. It's heavier. Ernie Capadino: Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it? You caught that? : Jimmy Dugan : No, I just can't afford it. Helen Haley Do you realize how dedicated these players are? Its Harry Shearerof "The Simpsons" (and about a million other things) fame. Jimmy Dugan: "Here's a job for you, Jimmy. No crying! Release Dates Penny Marshall's popular 1992 comedy sheds light on a little-known chapter of American sports history with its story of a struggling team in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. Jimmy Dugan. With the many places Ive been to, I found that love, inspiration, and happiness are some things that bring people together. Girls, girls, please! : Jimmy Dugan: Sh*t, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I'm in no position to tell anyone how to live. Helen Haley Note: the bolded line is ranked #54 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema. 2. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game. Jimmy Dugan, 19. Don't make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. Go ahead, Shirley, youre doing good. Mae Mordabito, 43. : Excuse me, sir. That ain't funny. Jimmy: Well I was just wonderin', 'cause I couldn't figure out why, you throw home when we got a two-run lead! No sir, I've, uh, quit drinking. Huh? Mae Mordabito Baseball is what gets inside you. So, lets play hard, lets play smart. I believe also that it isn't necessary to be American or have had friends or relatives involved in a terrible conflict like the 2nd W.W. to understand this movie. WebTo achieve the incredible you have to attempt the impossible. You stink, youre lousy, youre only the best player in the league. Jimmy Dugan, 16. Jimmy: Oh, you zip it Doris. Why its the best: I mean, because it was obvious Kit who said that. Your kid ate the line up. Mae! Mae Mordabito Older Ellen Sue: Dottie, I married a plastic surgeon. Okay, lets make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies! Doris Murphy, 47. : Not bad, not bad. Helen Haley: Has anyone seen my new red hat? Which team do you play for? Jimmy: No. Jimmy: By the way, I loved you in 'The Wizard of Oz. And they all feel like Im the one thats Beverly: What? Betty: The driver. Yeah, what are you, a genius? Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game. Mae Mordabito [Tying her shoe, looks up] Dottie Hinson: No, Bob and I are driving home. : I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour., Jimmy Dugan: Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right., 8. The AAGPBL continued after the war (until 1954), and Marshall's movie depicts the league in full swing, beginning when a savvy baseball scout (Jon Lovitz) finds a pair of promising new players in small-town Oregonian sisters (Geena Davis, Lori Petty). : : Doris Murphy Hey, what the heck kind of a think is that to say to me, Mae? Now, at the end of practice today, you're all gonna be fitted for your uniforms and this is what they're gonna look like. Well, if you have any trouble, you know who to blame. Dottie Hinson, 22. What do you think? That, that might draw a crowd, right? Once in a lifetime you get a chance to do something different. Evelyn. The setup: Jimmys finally starting to care about winning again, but hes still 2. Evelyn Gardner Bat hit me right in the head. : And a lotta liquor! [Flips bat, lands on the opposite side in the palm of her hand]. : Evelyn. The hardis what makes it great. Jimmy Dugan 2. I'm sorry. Charlie Collins, Racine Coach Doris Murphy Are you crying? 'A League of Their Own': Ranking the 19 best quotes from the classic baseball movie 1. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Shes very good. You start using your head! We'll bury her, I know a guy! In my country, unlike other Latinamerican like Venezuela, Puerto Rico and -- if I'm not wrong -- Cuba, baseball isn't a popular game, like soccer or tennis. With Tom Hanks, Geena Davis, Lori Petty, Madonna. Jimmy: Shit, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I'm in no position to tell anyone how to live. Baseball biggest stars say: Look out Mr. Hitler, the Yanks are coming, not to mention the Indians, Red Sox, and Tigers. Dottie: Shes good. Evelyn: Theres no crying! And you will also be taking regular classes at Charm and Beauty school. Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy Jimmy Dugan Okay, let's make like a bread truck and haul buns ladies. . Thats what I want, so lets not confuse things. Dottie Hinson, 21. The important thing is hes stupid, hes out of work and he treats me bad.. And now there isn't anything I wouldn't give to get back any one day of it. The PA announcer gets a jolt of energy from the excitement of the winning play. Jimmy finally wakes up from his stupor and wonders what is going on. I didn't know any better. Mae Mordabito : Now I'm hitting like a girl. You won the game. And they all feel like Im the one thats Beverly: What? You wish. For what? Ten cents so some slob can sweat gin all over me? A League Of Their Own Series: 10 Best Quotes From The Show "I Think You Are Running Towards Your Destiny.". Doris: So long, Charlie. If you cant play ball in this, you cant play ball with us. There's no crying in baseball! Dottie Hinson: Yeah. Kit Keller: Please, Dottie. The hard is what makes it great.. Dottie: It just got too hard. Having been compared to Dottie since the beginning of the film, Kit is finally able to let go of the rivalry that has kept their relationship rocky and meet not as rivals but as sisters. What's your name? The setup: Jimmys finally starting to care about winning again, but hes still 2. Well, Ill miss the girls. Jimmy: Sure. Jimmy Dugan However, this story has been told before by director Penny Marshall. Dottie Hinson But, if these lessons are taken to heart, great things are bound to happen, thanks to the inspiration and boost we got from A League of Their Own. Ira Lowenstein : Great game, Jimmy. Now Im hitting like a girl. Jimmy Dugan, 15. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass. [begins to chase Stillwell with a bat] Doris Murphy : Mae! Paramount Network broadcasts in the US speed up at the audio at only 2%. Ace fire baller, Bob Feller, has traded Cleveland gray for navy blue. Until you did that, I couldnt tell if you weredrunk or dead. Ira Lowenstein, 36. I got you on the train. Dottie Hinson, 6. Poetry, philosophy, history, and movies are all topics I love writing about! WebTHERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! Shes reading, okay? : Off. Doris Murphy: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms? Ernie Capadino: Come on now, one foot in front of the other, see? I can't wear that. -- Dottie Hinson to Kit Keller. There's no crying in baseball! I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns out I get a bonus when we get to the World Series. Mae. Charlie Collins, Racine Coach No need to waste time endlessly browsing here's the entire lineup of new movies and TV shows streaming on Netflix this month. Nothin', we just gave her a dress. Doris: Thats right. Jimmy: Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on? Use your heads! Jimmy Dugan, 13. : : The performances in the film are legendary, having some great one-liners that make it quite a memorable piece of pop culture. Yeah, you do wish. Something important has just happened. I mean, look, theres a lot of us. Betty: Is it out of focus? Both Rosie O'Donnell and her character Doris are recognized for quick quips and brash comedic style. Why its the best: Mae and Madonna had a lot in common, I guess. Umpire: Listen, yesterday that was a ball, tomorrow it might be a ball, but today it's a strike. Once in a lifetime you get a chance to do something different. I did that, so when do I get paid? - Dottie Hinson: It just got too hard. 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